Hey, I think I finally found something that works... And it's natural! On the advice of my stepmom (who also has a strong dislike for doctors and chemical medication), I started taking a bud of garlic and a lime every morning. Peeled and stuck in a spoon with the lime, the garlic actually goes down quite easy... so long as you don't try to take one that's too big!
One week later, no itch, bumps are going away, no new ones... I'm free!! Best part is that there's NO side effects that I have noticed at all! If this works for anyone else, please let me know.